SO THERE I AM, leaving this guy’s house and he offers to buy me coffee. And he isn’t talking a regular coffee shop — it’s an Italian deli. I can’t resist the meats, I’m Carrie but with salami instead of shoes. I reach that awkward kiss goodbye part of the story and my mouth tastes of meats. And, no, I haven’t seen him again — vegans obviously have more fun.
Frank Ocean
“IF SHE PAYS FOR MY UBER, I’LL GLADLY GO ROUND AND WATCH NETFLIX OR BAKE OFF WITH HER”