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Let me share my secret for appearing busy while doing very little. My whole life, cooking has been my best Lazy Girl alibi. It goes something like this: of course I’d love to wash the car/help you with your presentation/take out the bins/go on that five-mile hike (who cares if it’s raining – character building and all that)/sand the skirting/dig out that tree stump...
I can think of nothing more delightful, but you see I’m waiting for this bread to rise/simmering this stew/ baking these meringues. I’m afraid I can’t leave the kitchen for a single minute. So sorry. Maybe next time.