I’m a firm believer that everything happens for a reason. But why, oh why, have I not found my dream pony yet? I’m certain she’s out there waiting for me, but it’s been almost three years since I started looking and I’ve had no luck whatsoever. I’m not kidding, I’ve tried hundreds of ponies, but none have given me the spark I know I’ll get when I meet my true match. Why is this happening to me? Is it my fault? Maybe I’m being too picky. I’ve always imagined owning a bright bay New Forest mare with an adorably fluffy mane, so I guess my dream is pretty specific.
Feeling puzzled