Ok, look, I’m only saying this to you in case it’s you that’s been telling all the omnis about our Secret Vegan Army. Shut up about our Secret Vegan Army, ok? They are cottoning on. And we need to wait juuuuust a little while longer before we go and unleash havoc on the poor old meat-and-dairy-eating innocents.
I say this because twice in the last couple of weeks, I have heard the phrase ‘militant vegan’ attributed (albeit indirectly) to me. For starters, let’s be honest, in almost all cases, the expression ‘militant vegan’ is about as oxymoronic as you can get. Someone eschewing needless violent acts being committed on their behalf is not exactly ‘favouring confrontational or violent methods in support of a political or social cause’, which, after a hasty bit of Googling, is the definition of militancy.