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MAWAAN RIZWAN

The night bus provides you with all your creature discomforts

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THERE ARE SO MANY weird creatures on night buses, even Sir David Attenborough would be nonplussed. Seeing as I spend a lot of time on them, I’m fully accustomed to wild and territorial passengers. So here’s my survival guide for when you encounter one.

The open book

A rare but recognisable species — often with a mobile phone attached to one ear. Also known as the yap-yaps or “jeez, use your indoor voice.” They are incredibly generous with personal information and totally oblivious to volume control. These mammals have strong parental instincts. I once heard a female say: “You’re just not the kind of guy I’d like to get pregnant with, but I’d get a puppy with you.”

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