I’ve been low-key crushing on actor, writer, producer and “artivist” Fawzia Mirza for the longest time. Witty, wacky and wonderful, she’s been tearing it up with the likes of Brown Girl Problems, Her Story, Kam Kardashian, and as Donald Trump’s illegitimate Muslim daughter, Ayesha. But that crush became a full on obsession last year, when I saw her brilliant film Signature Move at BFI Flare. So when l found myself shoulder to shoulder with her on a Cardiff dancefloor, signing and dancing to some truly awful karaoke during the Iris Prize Festival last October, I couldn’t help but ask her to marry m… for an interview.