BY JACK LADD
I “ll never forget my first pair of speedos. Midnight blue with an anchor emblem across the front in white. Tight but not constricting. Shiny in the right light and smooth to touch. Perfect fit. My cock bulging like a dream. My arse more than fuckable. It helped that I was 23 and not long out of a difficult break-up, and opting for a trip to Dr Dumbbell in the evening rather than staring at dirty marks on the wall where framed memories once hung.