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ALL THE MEN YOU SHOULD NEVER DATE

THE GUYLINER LENDS AN EAR TO YOUR LIFE DILEMMAS AND DISHES THE DIRT ON THE UNDATEABLES

[01] The Brand Something weird happens to some men once their follower count gets a few extra noughts on it, doesn’t it? It starts off barely noticeable – maybe he’s taking a bit longer in the mirror before posting a selfie– but before you know it, he’s referring to himself in the third person like Jordan does when she’s droning, “Never underestimate the Pricey.” To The Brand, social media isn’t just about documenting the day-to-day or, just being alive; it’s a PR machine. He can put a positive spin on just about any aspect of his existence and thinks, sometimes correctly, that there are hungry hordes out there desperate to know his next move. Other signs he may be getting too big for his boots include tweeting quotes of things he himself said only days before, printing outT-shirts with his own catchphrases and refusing to go to certain bars or restaurants because they’re “off-message” or “not a true reflection of his brand.” You think I’m joking, I know, but this is a real thing. So why is this a problem for you, you might wonder. You like big names so what’s the harm in a little bit of extended brand loyalty? As any brand ambassador will tell you, everything you do reflects on the marque you represent, and you may find your own life controlled by the brand – even if you don’t get the benefits. Where you go, what you do, how you dress, the pictures you publish – none of it belongs to you any more. Unless he says so. “Just to let you know,” he’ll say as you set off for your brother’s wedding, “I’ll let you have today for your Twitter. I’m not going to be pushing itout on my channels.” You’re dating an egomaniac in aussieBums.

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