Cradle Of Filth’s journey from the Brat Princes Of Black Metal to cuddly national treasures is weird, not least because they’re synonymous with the most offensive piece of clothing since the miniskirt. The infamous ‘Vestal Masturbation’ t-shirt features a nun pleasuring herself with a crucifix on the front and the phrase ‘Jesus Is A Cunt’ on the back. Since its released in 1993, fans and even ex-Cradle drummer Nicholas Baker have got in trouble for wearing it. Most famously, the Lord Provost of Glasgow, Alex Mosson, got it banned from the city’s Tower Records store in 2001, deeming it “sick and offensive” – which was kind of the point.