*Thinks* The very reason I got into music technology when I was a wee lad, was simply because I couldn’t play a thing or read a note of music. I had that ‘typical’ piano lesson experience - a terrifying elderly teacher who put me off proper playing for life - but I loved music. OK… synth music. Music technology was the only way to go, then. I’d use my technological bent to overcome my lack of ability in the music skills department to produce music. Sorted. And I’ve never looked back. Kind of.
“Cheesy bugs, maggots and 1970s mullets”