The Man Bounce: A true endurance event, the winning athlete will successfully “bounce” a human from his flat following a one-night stand without appearing rude, rushed or superficial. Competition begins upon awakening nude beside a stranger with a severe hangover/migraine.
When said stranger dawdles, or amorously behaves as if the encounter may lead to something more than penicillin, The Man Bounce is off and running with heart-racing ingenuity, mental acuity, and possibly brute strength. Special facilities have been installed in the Olympic Village to live stream this event.