JUST GROOMED!
AFTER A SPECTACULAR FAMILY WEDDING DAY FAIL, DNA’S GROOMING EXPERT WILL FENNELL SAYS HE’LL PASS ON THE CEREMONY, HOWEVER, HE STILL HAS HOT TIPS FOR GROOMS-TO-BE.
GROOMING WITH WILL FENNELL
YES, I want to be married one day. An actual wedding ceremony, however… I might give it a miss. My family, you see, has left me traumatized when it comes to matrimonial celebrations.
Aside from years of drunken fights and screaming siblings (and that wasn’t even at our own family weddings), there was the time my grandfather walked one of my sisters down the aisle… and poop himself at the altar.
This should have been a funny anecdote, a tale to be shared with the generations to come because, let’s face it, my family is always joking about poop in some context. But this was the wrong sister for this particular shit to happen to.
Normally somewhat sane, but on the day of her nuptials, as the odor permeated the church and people begun whispering, the Bridezilla-on-crack was unleashed!