Turtle Torment
Deep within a forest, a little turtle begins to climb a tree. After a few hours, he reaches the top, jumps into the air and crashes to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbs the tree again, jumps, and falls to the ground. The poor little turtle tries this again and again, but every time he falls out of the tree. Meanwhile, a couple of birds are watching this. Finally, one of the birds turns to her mate and says, “Darling. Do you think it’s time to tell him he’s adopted?”