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John Lennon’s “Imagine” has been turned into a children’s book, the hero of which is a peace-loving pigeon, not, as you might expect, a guy at a party who won’t stop playing the one song he knows on guitar.
Two Florida librarians checked out thousands of books in order to cheat software designed to cull unpopular titles. Somewhere, a group of midlist authors is no doubt planning to erect a statue in their honour.