Sir, It is somewhat erroneous yet serendipitous of your media outlet to divulge that our operations here in the northern aspects of the village are purveyors of botanically infused alcoholic beverages. While we strive to accommodate most of our clients’ prerequisites, the only such libations here at our headquarters is the occasional bottle or three of vino that shum of our customers have popped in to shay thanks for whatever we done for them.
Issha shame that we are not lisens … lissenced … that we’re not allowed to shell stuff like gin. Anyway it’s *hic* not er … what was I shaying? Oh, there’s the postman, Janis …give him a glass.
Cheers, big man, Graham Chappell, Director, Arran Graphics.