Sir,
Have you tried the ultimate Arran fitness test yet?
To warm up, you wander along the blue tape until you get to a desk where you can buy an entry ticket. Then to the first leg – the mountain. At the top, while you catch your breath, your entry ticket will be taken so you are allowed into the second challenge – the departure lounge chicane – dodging legs, bags, cases, dogs, small children while you weave between the rows of seats to take position in another blue tape maze.