ELEANOR MARGOLIS
ILLUSTRATION FERNANDO SAFONT
The Camberwell Sexual Health Centre isn’t showing up on Google Maps. Or it is, but it keeps on changing location. I’ve accidentally entered into a special game of hide and seek for people who might have STDs. I can feel a bead of sweat snail trail its way from my armpit to my belly button. For about three seconds, I’m genuinely committed to hurling my phone into the busy road.