Hello readers, Sorvad here. You may be confused about the nature of those small, non-clickable, un-swipeable icons that accompany this issue. They are ‘stickers’ and we used to use them to decorate stuff before emojis and Instagram filters. You can affix them to the exciting background as suggested on the right, but feel free to use your imagination. To paraphrase Terry Nation, “If the rocks talk, fine, that’s my planet. If Paul Cornell’s disembodied head swoops down to devour Mr Bellamy, well, that’s what happens on my planet.” You can also use them to decorate your exercise books (do you still have exercise books?) or swap them with friends in the playground (do you still have playgrounds?). Why not send us a picture of whatever godforsaken creation you come up with? We might even print the best ones if it’s a slow news month or Ben Cook delivers late again.