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MajorBloodnok, Agony Aunt

Heed my wisdom and VOTE

Twitter: @MajorMcBloodnok

Dear Major,

It seems to be fashionable to change the names of the months slightly to make some sort of point about dieting, animal rights or facial hair. Do you know anything about this?

Monthford_And_Sons

Dear Arthur,

Well, as you may know I myself was trying to have a “Dry-January”, but after much dry sherry, dry gin, triple sec and a couple of dry roasted peanuts I realised I probably hadn’t understood that one properly. Previously I had been going to do Vaginuary was getting some odd looks. Plus there weren’t any available in my size.

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Issue 59 of iScot Magazine is now available for download. The last issue before Brexit ! Jings, Crivvens, Help Ma Boab!