Breda Gormley’s knickers have been kissed by more fellas than the Blarney Stone... Lucky cow.
Dolly, Take The Wheel:
Old people have a rep for being terrible with technology. (Except for my pal Dolly Grip, who’s an absolute whizz with Pokémon Go and Grindr. But she, as anyone watching over her shoulder would note, is clearly. not. normal.)