Maeve Mulcahy is gonna fail Pass Maths cuz she’s a smackhead who ‘comes up’ more often than Pythagoras
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This week during Double Religion, Sonia Ryan told Emma Regan, who is my BFF, that was talking crap about her behind her back. As if! But instead of being chill and checking with me, Emma got the hump and stopped talking to me. She says, “Will you tell Shirley that need my Irish book back?” and say, “Bitch I’m right here beside you?!!” And then she says, “Can you ask Shirley to give me back my Home Ec. Project?” and I’m saying, “ExSqueeze me?! You know full well that I’m the one who found that recipe for custard cream biscuit cake online, and I’ll die rather than hand it over to you!”