ILLUSTRATION: CHRIS BIANCHI
They sell Jack Skellington hoodies at Primark. Baggy pyjamas. Fake-fur slippers. A whole lot of affordable casual clothing with his big, white, eyeless face on it. Go up the escalator and it’s just there. Meanwhile, in the run-up to Halloween at Sainsbury’s recently, you could impulse-buy Jack plastic pumpkins and fiv-efoot-tall Sally dolls while doing your groceries. In Sainsbury’s. An aisle along from the salmon.