PINT OF MILK
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ILLUSTRATION ARN0
PATRICK WILSON
What is the worst smell in the world?
You’re talking to a guy that spends a good portion of the week cleaning up dog shit in his yard. But I’m sort of immune to that now. Vomit in a dirty bar bathroom, perhaps? I’ll hurl just thinking about it.
What one thing do you do better than anyone else you know?
Oh, man. Well, of my friends that aren’t in the industry — meaning my Jersey friends —I would say karaoke. But I can’t say that in the company of my Broadway friends.
Do you have a nickname?
Paddy is the most common. My closest friends call me Paddy. When I was a kid, I had some family members call me ‘Pack’. Definitely not Pat. I’m so not a Pat. Anytime I’m called Pat, I feel like they’re talking to someone else.