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Story Time

Jokes, anecdotes and stories as told by native English speakers.

Turtle Torment

Deep within a forest, a little turtle begins to climb a tree. After a few hours, he reaches the top, jumps into the air and crashes to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbs the tree again, jumps, and falls to the ground. The poor little turtle tries this again and again, but every time he falls out of the tree. Meanwhile, a couple of birds are watching this. Finally, one of the birds turns to her mate and says, “Darling. Do you think it’s time to tell him he’s adopted?”

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The latest issue of Hot English (166 – the March issue) is out now! Learn over 300 useful words and expressions and improve your listening skills with Learn Hot English! This month: Learn about the difference between the verbs “make” and “do”. Plus, 10 useful words for describing clothes accessories, 15 home-repairs useful expressions, 8 useful expressions phrasal verbs for talking about sleeping or waking, 8 idioms for talking about the home, 8 useful travel words... plus: • Sport – the Rickshaw Run. • Music – traditional English songs. • Games – wordsearch and crossword. • Fun – useful trivia. • Crime – corny criminals. • Grammar – communication verbs. • Football – the European Championships. • Weddings – wedding films and unusual weddings. • Anniversaries – what happened in March. • Britain – tea rooms. • Justice – famous prison escapes. • Conversation – bar chats. • Language – learn how to speak “Janglish”. • Humour – the Chap Olympics. AND LOTS, LOTS MORE! By reading and listening to all this great content, you'll improve your English reading and listening skills and learn up to 300 useful words or expressions. Plus, you'll get a better job and pass English-language exams more easily. Guaranteed!
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