SHIRLEY'S BURN BOOK
Who's on Shirl's beyatcha list this month?
A drag queen won Celebrity Big Brother? So, what.
I know that I sound like I’m bragging when I say I didn’t watch Celebrity Big Brother. But I just mean it in the same way that Apple says, ‘We didn’t pay our taxes’. It’s just a fact and now I feel so much richer.
In case you missed it: Courtney Act, which is a play on the words “Caught in the Act”, and Anne Widdicome, which is a play on the words “Reactionary Old Skank”, were down to the Final Two before Courtney was crowned winner. Yay! A drag queen has won a reality show in the UK. Cancel Brexit immediately. Oh wait, they’ve cancelled Big Brother instead. #sadface same way that Apple says, ‘We didn’t pay our taxes’. It’s