Indoor football
RESULTS from week nine of Sammy’s Indoor Winter League: Arse n All 0, Borussia Fortmund 3; The Goon Squad 3, Balla 1; Gozos 0, Fiorentina Turner 3; The Young Team 2, Expected Toulouse 2; Doghouse Thistle 16, HW Energy 2; Snorting Lisbon 0, Portowcy 3.
After nine rounds of competition, Doghouse Thistle remain top of the league table with 27 points, three points clear of second-placed Fiorentina who are keeping up a strong title chase. Further down the table, third-placed Fortmund are sitting on 18 points, along with the Goon Squad.