Applicant: Croxy
Submission: Strava
Argument: It’s the be-all and end-all of ALL rides. I go out with my mates and it’s ‘I proper smashed that last section, I’d better see how I did on Strava’. NO! Cut that shit out right now, there is no need. If you’re that bothered, then why not piss off on your own and ‘smash your KOMs’ or whatever the hell it is. Include it, before I kill my friends.