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There are a few days every month when my wife knows not to touch my nipples. I tell her in no uncertain terms: “Don’t touch me! I’m way too sensitive and sore!” There are also a few days every month when I tell her something different: “I’m horny… I’m really in the mood… I want you to fuck me (please).” These days don’t happen randomly, they follow a pattern. And the pattern is pretty much dictated by where I am in my menstrual cycle.
The trouble is, my wife has her own menstrual pattern: days when she tears up at the Cat’s Protection adverts, and days when every kiss turns passionate. The trick seems to be getting the horny and the passionate days to coincide.