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#203 - Swimwear 2017
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Dear Diva
She’ll sort out your issues, motherfucker!
BOOKS
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THE SEASON OF SUN, SURF AND SKIN IS HERE AND MANY OF US WANT TO BE “BEACH READY”. WHETHER YOU’RE ALREADY AS TIGHT-ASA- TIGER OR IN A FULL-BLOWN PANIC, REGRETTING EVERY WINTER INDULGENCE, YOU MAY APPRECIATE THESE FIVE SHAPING-UP TIPS.
HEAT IN THE KITCHEN
THIS MONTH, JORDAN’S CHILLI CON CARNE WITH PAPRIKA GUACAMOLE
Is that a sword in your harem pants or are you just pleased to see me?
GROUP CHEST-WAXINGS, SWORD FIGHTS WITH THE BOYS, PINK SCARVES… COULD THIS MONTH’S STRAIGHT MATE SOUND GAYER? QUITE POSSIBLY! ALADDIN’S ROBERT TRIPOLINO TELLS MATT MYERS ABOUT CRUSHING ON JON SNOW AND HIS “LITTLE MONKEY”.
FAMOUS LAST WORDS
“CRITO, I OWE A COCK TO ASCLEPIUS; WILL YOU REMEMBER TO PAY THE DEBT?”
THE SHORT STORY
FASHION EXTRA
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Make A Date
SOME SEXY 2017 CALENDARS…
Meet Harry Minogue!
HE’S A LITTLE BIT KYLIE AND A LITTLE BIT DANNII… MAYBE
ABSOLUTELY JAKE
JAKE MONACO IS THE NEW KING OF THE SOUNDTRACK… AND A BIG ENOUGH QUEEN TO CALL MISS PIGGY A BITCH!
Features
Breaking Ranks
LEATHER AND FETISHWEAR COMES IN BLACK, BLACK AND BLACK, RIGHT? NOT ANYMORE. BYRON BAY DESIGNER DERRICK YONG IS QUIETLY LEADING A FETISH FASHION REVOLUTION WITH HIS LABEL ARMY OF MEN.
Write Your Own Damn Story!
HARVEY FIERSTEIN IS BEST KNOWN FOR CAMPING IT UP IN TORCH SONG TRILOGY, LA CAGE AUX FOLLES AND HAIRSPRAY, AND HIS RECENT COLLABORATION WITH CYNDI LAUPER ON THE MUSICAL KINKY BOOTS. BUT, HE TELLS MATT MYERS, HE USED TO BE A PUNK WHO HUNG OUT WITH LOU REED AND ANDY WARHOL, AND WROTE A TRANNIE MOVIE FOR MADONNA!
HIV AND ME (AND EVERYONE!)
TEN YEARS SINCE HIS HIV-POSITIVE DIAGNOSIS, MARIO FORGIONE REFLECTS ON HIS PHYSICAL HEALTH, HIS STATE OF MIND AND HOW HIS EXPECTATIONS OF LIVING WITH HIV COMPARES TO HIS ACTUAL EXPERIENCE.
He Did It (His Way)
PETE BURNS – POP STAR, GENDER BENDER, HUSBAND (TWICE), REALITY STAR, SON OF A HOLOCAUST SURVIVOR. HE PASSED TOO SOON, BUT HIS MUSIC AND INFLUENCE KEEPS SPINNING ROUND LIKE A RECORD BABY! MARC ANDREWS RECALLS MEETING THE GREAT ICONOCLAST
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HE WAS A STAR OF THE GENDER BENDING ’80S ALONGSIDE BOY GEORGE AND PETE BURNS, THEN BECAME DRUG ADDICTED FOR DECADES. THROUGH REHAB, A BRIGHT AND BUBBLY MARILYN IS BACK TO TELL HIS CAUTIONARY TALE. INTERVIEW BY MARC ANDREWS.
“I JUST WANT PEOPLE TO LIKE IT. IT’S IN THE TITLE!”
JOSH THOMAS’ AWARD-WINNING SERIES PLEASE LIKE ME CONTINUES TO DELIGHT FANS WITH ITS QUIRKY, BRUTALLY HONEST TAKE ON RELATIONSHIPS, MENTAL ILLNESS AND SEX. MATTHEW GALEA ASKS THE FAMOUSLY GEN-Y COMEDIAN/ACTOR/ WRITER WHERE TO NEXT?
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Fashion
Summer at Rocky Point
BRIEF, BOLD AND SEXY, THIS SEASON’S SWIMWEAR LOOKS ARE READY FOR ACTION. YOUR 2017 SUMMER STARTS HERE…
Do Summer In Style
WET, FLAPPY BOARD SHORTS… DIRTY TRAINERS… A SWEAT-SOAKED T-SHIRT? NO, WE CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT, GENTLEMEN. WITH A FEW, WELL-CHOSEN BASICS, YOU CAN ROCK SUMMER STYLISHLY.
BEACH BOY
SPORTY STYLING WITH A FASHION EDGE – YOU’RE GONNA OWN THE BEACH THIS SUMMER!