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13 things... that happen to gay men at weddings

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01. A drunk woman will tell you your sexuality is “a terrible waste”. The temptation might be to get all ‘sixth form common room’ and let her have it with a rant about how it’s very insulting to assume not being heterosexual is somehow a deviation or a wilful slight against straight people, but she’s pissed and at a wedding. Killjoys are not welcome. Just roll your eyes and say, “I only wish I were straight – I’d marry you tomorrow.” She’ll pass out soon enough and you can finish her gin and tonic.

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GT is getting it's fash mag slag on this month with our world gay press exclusive coverage of the new Absolutely Fabulous movie. There are interviews with all the main cast members: Jennifer Saunders, Joanna Lumley, Jane Horrocks, Julia Sawalha, June Whitfield. Plus we created a Race to Harvey Nicks game and Catriona (Helen Lederer) popped in to give some advice to our readers. Cheers, sweeties! Names, names names in this issue: Bob the Drag Queen. 20 years of Beautiful Thing. Lawson's Ryan Fletcher. Homophobia vs free speech. Pixie Lott. Summer festival guide. Evan Williams. Phyll Opoku-Gyimah. Robert John Godfrey. Travel: Lausanne and Ibiza. And don't forget all the regular features we chanted for: Fitness with Charlie King with Chris Jones. Date night dining with Edd Kimber and the Gastro Gays. The Guyliner. Ask Aled. Michelle Visage. Benjamin Cohen. Wentworth Diary. Modern Family. PJ Brennan. Sex with Josh Sabarra. Property tips. Plus so much more, darling...
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