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MajorBloodnok, Agony Aunt

Heed my wisdom or I’ll set Gordon Brown on you

Twitter: @MajorMcBloodnok

Dear Major,

When is ‘Doomsday’ going to be? The_Clunking_Fist

Dear Gordon,

It’s difficult to tell. When Gordon Brown came out of well-deserved obscurity last month, to warn us all that a vote for Scottish independence was a vote to ensure we would all suffer austerity “until Doomsday”, there was a lot of confusion in Scotland. Some people thought he’d actually said “Tuesday” whilst others heard it as “Broonsday”, i.e. whenever his handlers decide that the irascible cyclops is contractually obliged to resurface again. My own view is that at this rate Doomsday must be a hell of a long way off and will probably arrive shortly after the date for that utopian UK Federalism he promised us last time.

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