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Funniest Jokes

Are these the best jokes of all time?

What’s the best joke you’ve ever heard? Researchers think they’ve come up with a list of the best jokes in English. Here are a few of them. See if you can find the “humour” in each one.

•A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, “Sorry we don’t serve food in here.” I tried water polo, but my horse drowned.

•Went to the corner shop – bought four corners.

•My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

•I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.

•A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, “Is this some kind of joke?”

• I said to the gym instructor, “Can you teach me to do the splits?” He said, “How flexible are you?” said, “I can’t make Tuesdays.”

• I’ll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.

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The latest issue of Hot English (201) is out now! Learn over 1,000 useful words and expressions and improve your listening skills with Learn Hot English! This month: 14 jokes to improve your listening skills and teach you lots of useful words. Plus, 8 useful words and expressions for talking about the bathroom, 10 useful words for driving in the road, idioms, phrasal verbs... plus: • Jokes – jokes in English. • Functional language – making conversation • Grammar – must / should • Work – poor excuses. • Business – supermarkets. • Architecture – famous castles. • Culture – how British are you? • Cinema – True Grit. • History – Native Americans. • Psychology – mind control. • Sport – sponsorship. • Cuisine – easy curry. • Cars – the Mini. AND LOTS, LOTS MORE! By reading and listening to all this great content, you'll improve your English reading and listening skills and learn up to 1,000 useful words or expressions. Plus, you'll get a better job and pass English-language exams more easily. Guaranteed!