BY ALEXANDER NAZARYAN
IMAGE BY FOREAL
THE LAZY RIVER MAY SEEM ike a pleasant diversion, but it is that rare aspect of life capable of eliciting bipartisan outrage. Those of us who do not enjoy lazy rivers condemn them, especially if their cost figures into the tuition we pay for our children to attend an institution of higher learning. The lazy river is not yet a staple of the American college campus, but there was a time when science laboratories on campus were rare too.