Picture the scene: you pick out a treasured 12-inch from your vinyl collection, slip it out of its sleeve, place it on your turntable, drop the needle and break out in a wide grin as your living room fills with the familiar strains of a beloved tune. Needlescratch sound: your reverie is cruelly shattered when you realise you’ve promised to rid the kitchen of washing-up before your other half gets home – and you have 10 minutes to fulfil your pledge.