ILLUSTRATION BY BEN MORRIS
Merry Christmas, dear readers of this esteemed periodical! I dare say I am familiar to you from my appearances in the weekly serial Doctor Who, portrayed by some callow thespian. I am also led to understand that my work may have ‘inspired’ one or two instalments. Well, if imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, I can only seek to return the compliment by spinning a ‘Doctor Who’ yarn of my own…