“NO SEX, NO SUP, JUST TUP-TUP-TUP!”

Hello and welcome to another fine issue of Infinity, and as always we’re all about nostalgia in these ‘ere parts. As the world around us becomes more complicated, those of us of a certain age love looking back to a time when you could play hopscotch in the street without getting run over. And if you did get run over, an ambulance would arrive within an hour.

Back in the day my parents were very tight when it came to handing out pocket money, but what can you expect when you have a father who gets the windows double glazed so the kids can’t hear the ice cream van? We therefore had to think of other enterprising ways of raising money.