The Isle of Jura was hit by a seagull ‘crimewave’ last month, the Jura Jottings reports.
One marauder managed to steal a packet of link sausages from a shop delivery, while another attempted to make off with a leg of lamb from a visitor’s barbecue.
Elsewhere, this week in Essex a shopper was leftbruised and bloodied when a seagull sunk its beak into her lip in a bid to seize her hash brown breakfast.