David Woodfine won WM‘s Humour short story competition with An Unhappy Medium: https://writ.rs/davidwoodfine
Sarah watched the man storm out of the booth, the drama slightly undermined by his getting briefly but comprehensively entangled in the beaded curtain. Freeing himself, he called her something ungentlemanly and then disappeared into the misty rain that had been smothering the seafront for most of the day.