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IT’S OFFICIAL. The time has come to burn the earth and salt the ground so that any future civilisations won’t realise how badly we have failed. The reason? Step forward everygirlneedsagay.net, the worst internet invention since… No, sorry, I can’t think of anything worse than this. If I had that kind of sick, twisted imagination I’d be writing the script for the next Human Centipede instalment, not a column for Attitude.