Why haven’t I got a gavel? How am I supposed to conduct a judicial enquiry if I can’t bang a gavel? All they’ve given me is a silver pencil! Yes, with all the technology at our disposal, they expect me to make notes by hand! And another thing – my seat makes it almost impossible for me to see the Matrix screen without getting a crick in my neck! As it is I can barely look up, thanks to this headpiece… What’s that? The prosecutor and defendant are already in the court, sitting in the dark? Well, turn the lights on, let’s get it over with