PREVIOUSLY… I INPUT the keyword “vampire” and spent a weekend streaming anything I’d not already seen. I’ve covered the Empire cult beat for nearly 300 issues, right? I must have watched pretty much every fang flick. I’d be done by mid-afternoon Saturday, leaving the rest of the weekend free for improving literature (comics), fine foods (custard creams) and long, healthy walks (to the fridge and back). Uh, no.