PHOTOGRAPHY JONNY FLEETWOOD
An SUV with a nose lift. Well, that’s a new one on me. But then this isn’t an SUV, is it? It’s an FUV. Ferrari Utility Vehicle. God it’s hard not to make fun of Ferrari sometimes. Not that you need to when it comes up with this stuff itself. FUV?! Ho, ho, ho. Nose lift?! Ha, ha, ha. And it charges how much for it?! He, he, he.
Well, £313,360. Funny, provided you’re not the one laying down the folding. And it gets better. This one, as it sits here, is £411,619. A Porsche 911 of options – £4,109 of that is the nose lift. No, seriously, it is. Ferrari doesn’t joke about these things. That’s why the number is so exact – it has calculated precisely what it can get away with. I mean you’ve got to be enormously wealthy before an uplift like that stops hurting, haven’t you?