I usually say no to journalists looking for someone to debate trans rights, pronouns or gender-neutral penguins. You can’t win a debate with an illogical person and there’s no point feeding the monster. But my mental health’s a bit shit, so I thought, ‘Fuck it’ and in a moment of red-flag faggotry, rescheduled my Mondayevening therapy session and agreed to appear on Piers Morgan Uncensored in a debate about pronoun badges.