MATT SAUNDERS
Testing, testing
Cosmetic add-ons give a car a personal touch that road testers are denied
Do people still put eyelashes on their cars? It’s been a while since I’ve been in the accessories aisle to check.
The latest thing seems to be those cat stickers put in rear windows that make the rear wiper look like a little tail (what a shame that the artist formerly known as the Ora Funky Cat doesn’t have a rear wiper). I saw a Volkswagen T4 Transporter van the other day, the back of which looked like a mobile anthology of every bumper sticker yet made. You could barely see that it was a Transporter underneath them all.