You’re surely dying to see us discuss the leitmotifs and mise-en-scène of THE SUPER MARIO BROS MOVIE (out now) but they didn’t screen it until the day before release, so you’re (coughs) out of luck. Also proving elusive: THE POPE’S EXORCIST (out now), Overlord director Julius Avery’s take on the real-life figure of Vatican crucifix-waver Father Gabriele Amorth (Russell Crowe). Finally, 20th Century Fox are still trying to make Alien Day (26 April, 4/26, LV-426 – geddit?) a thing. Visit bit.ly/alienscreenings and bit.ly/aliensscreenings to see if ALIEN or ALIENS are showing near you.