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Juno Birch
Drag and sculpting queen Juno Birch really is out of this world, an alien housewife from the ’60s, sent to Earth to, well, play The Sims 2a lot and topple the tyrannical Joy Despret — yes, that’s happening!
What were your rejected drag names?
I kinda started doing drag without really knowing I was doing drag, so I guess that’s why my real name is my drag name. But I do love Paris Stilton.
Describe yourself in three emojis.
Describe your drag style in five words.
What the fuck is that?
Who is your biggest inspiration?
Imagine Shirley Bassey and Tim Burton combined – THAT. Like, the campness of Shirley and the awkwardness of Tim.
Worst pick-up line someone has said to you?
“I hope this email finds you well.”
Worst thing someone could say to you in bed?
“I love your chins.”
Biggest turn-on?
Eight metres tall; hairy; massive hands and feet; large nose — basically, a monster.
And turn-off?
A smooth, hairless, dolphin person who loves rice pudding.