SOMEONE ASKED ME the other day, “If The Frog asked you to marry him, what promises would your vows include”? It got me thinking.
I could never go with the traditional promise to honour and obey. I’m happy to honour him (sometimes), but I’m skeptical about the obeying part, unless it’s in the bedroom, obviously. I decided on promises that I can more realistically live up to, being “the grooming guy” and all. Here goes…