GARY JOHNSON RACING
ROAD RACING
You might be surprised to hear that I have actually turned into Nicky Clarke, international hairdresser. All the barbershops are closed so I have had to resort to cutting my own hair, and I don’t think I’ve been doing a bad job of it, at all. I have struggled with the back of it a little bit so it’s turned into a bit of a mullet which, at first, I thought I’d need to ask someone to help me out with, but the more I think about it, the more I think it actually looks pretty good. And you never know, the mullet is liable to come back into fashion any time soon; all it’ll take is a sporting legend like myself or maybe David Beckham or someone to get ‘papped’ sporting the 80’s hairdo and Bob’s your uncle, you won’t be able to move for David Bowie lookalikes.