You’re not Gwyneth, Lindsay Lohan
Poor Lindsay. She got a bit too much attention as a child but has been starved of it ever since. Her latest hilarious cry for help is her new website, Preemium, where she’s pitching herself as a… wait for it… lifestyle guru. I know, right? LiLo thinks other people might want a life like hers. Might be worth checking out if you want to learn how to drink like a fish, flash your bits getting out of cabs and flush your career down the toilet.