Shrink To Fit
I’ve always thought of Madonna as a size queen – after all she’s the biggest female artist of all time with the highest earning tours. But it seems size is not everything to Her Madgesty, who has just announced a new ‘theatre tour’. #downsizing
While the smaller, intimate venues will thrill fans as they can get up-close-and-personal to Madame X and her many facelifts, others are suggesting she just can’t be arsed dancing across football pitches in the rain anymore. #SlowDownMami